Monday, March 22, 2010

Tax Returns and Pipe Dreams

Our tax return came in the mail today, and we were pleased to discover that it was significantly more than we figured when we filed. I don't know why or how, but I'm not arguing with the IRS on this one. We are so excited.

We decided that we would each make a list of 5 things we wanted to spend the money on and then compare.
Jeff's List

1. Pimp out the Malibu with some custom paint and 24 inch rims.


2. Buy the fancy 2 ply quilted toilet paper

3. Order a 20oz steak at Tahoe Joe's
4. Buy a pipe, walk around with it, and refer to everyone as "My good man" in a British accent



5. Buy a suit of armor



Becky's List

1. Have laser hair removal done on my armpits
2. Learn Kung Fu


3. Buy these boots and wear them on a night out with Jeff's parents


4. Invest in emerging markets (Just kidding!)
5. Buy one of those IRoomba vacuum robots. Glue googly eyes on it, and give it a fun name like "Vac Attack"
We'll probably pay off bills and save for summer, but it really would be nice to own a suit of armor and gold plated boots one day. That's when we'll know we've made it.

4 comments:

  1. i like the laser hair removal idea! that would rock! although, i would like to see you wear those boots!

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  2. who does the photoshopping? is that you, becky? if so...you did a really good job on you in this one. i had to take a double take to see if that was your face.

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  3. haha. yeah, i suck at the photo shop. thank god for sephia tone. uma and i so do not have the same coloring.

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